Sean McCormick

Braaaaaaaaaiinssszzzz!!

by Sean McCormick
There is much hue and cry over the imbalance between the amount of testosterone and the amount of estrogen in Paul Martin’s latest cabinet. Warren Kinsella hasn’t been this indignant since, um, the last time he was indignant. I even know of one fellow who is so worked up that he went to the effort ... Read More

Svend’s Stress Reliever

by Sean McCormick
A light fingered tasting smoothie that will leave you feeling fruitier than a jasmine scented loofah – highly recommended for those on stress leave. (Serves 2) 1 cup Skim milk 1/4 cup Fresh mango, peeled 1/4 cup Fresh nectarine, peeled 6 Fresh ice (water) cubes 6 Frozen orange juice cubes 1 Tbsp Grenadine flavouring 2 ... Read More

No Holes Barred

by Sean McCormick
I’ve been inspired to new heights as an artist and I have none other than Governor General Adrienne Clarkson to thank for it: A performance artist who once lay naked in a shallow grave with a vial of his own blood dribbling out of his anus is among seven winners of one of Canada’s most ... Read More

Meat Packers Screwing Albertans

by Sean McCormick
Props to Alberta New Democrat Brian Mason for digging this up: A draft report prepared for the Alberta Beef Industry Council paints a disturbing picture of the impact of the Alberta governments mad cow compensation package. The report claims that Alberta packers have seen their gross margins increase by 200% since May of last year, ... Read More