I would like to add the following to the list of seven things you can’t say in Canada:
- Brian Mulroney was one of Canada’s better prime ministers.
- Peter Mansbridge looked better with hair.
- Quebec separatists are all a bunch of fucking whiners.
- Shania Twain’s music sucks ass and has done so for years.
- Minimum wages should be lowered.
- People should be hired on the basis of their abilities.
- Native ‘self government’ is a bad idea.