Seven more things you can’t say in Canada.

I would like to add the following to the list of seven things you can’t say in Canada:

1. Brian Mulroney was one of Canada’s better prime ministers.
2. Peter Mansbridge looked better with hair.
3. Quebec separatists are all a bunch of fucking whiners.
4. Shania Twain’s music sucks ass and has done so for years.
5. Minimum wages should be lowered.
6. People should be hired on the basis of their abilities.
7. Native ‘self government’ is a bad idea.